Title: Your...mamma.
Category: fan fiction, one-shot
Genre: humor
Rating: PG
Date: December 30-31, 2005

Paring: Pero and hyde's mother (yeah, seriously)
Written at the request of faithfulmoder

This fic is on something. I swear I'm not.


“I can’t do this anymore.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m married, Honey.”
“You didn’t care about that all along; why now?”
“Then because you’re too young.”
“Age shouldn’t matter. It’s just a number.”
“Then because my son thinks you’re his friend, Pero!”
“Who says I’m not?”
“Just get off me already.”

So I got up, and I sat there looking confused until she told me to get dressed. And I did that, too, trying not to watch while she did the same. I wanted to, but it wasn’t hard to realize that she didn’t want me to.

And she told me to leave. Just like that. That it was over and she couldn’t do it anymore.
And I just stood there staring. And she insisted. So I did it. I walked over to the bedroom door and I opened it.

I meant to step out, but I found myself reeling backwards, right back in. I tasted blood before I realized what was going on.

I could see from the look on her face that I really didn’t want to see who was standing in the door. Though I could have guessed that from the whole punch in the face thing.
But I was expecting her husband.

But unless her husband had long, permed hair and looked like a 16 year old girl, that wasn’t who I was dealing with.
It was hyde.

Oh. Shit.

“What the hell are you doing here!?”

I’d never seen hyde so angry before.
Though I shouldn’t have been surprised.
I just stared at him, looking embarrassed, until he came back at me, trying to hit me again. At least this time, I took advantage of my size and held him off. And when he started sobbing, he gave up.

And I mean, he really gave up. Just dropped to his knees in tears.

tetsu didn’t take it much better when I left the band next morning.